Spike/Buffy. (cue bad disclaimer) There once was a fellow named Spike/Who thrilled all the girls with his .. pike/Though he ain't mine/I'm borrowing for a time/So remember - not mine and the like. Between "Dead Things" and "Older and Far Away." For Improv # 36 | fur - spill - gender - salt. Seriously, don't you think the Buffster would have apologized? And hey, look at me make it just before time.